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Neil Hughes

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Neil Hughes

I write, speak, and make things. Currently...

The main things

writing

Walking on Custard

a funny guide to life with anxiety

The Shop Before Life

before being born, everyone must choose who to be

Today the Shop is serving:
a magical jardespises stretching

Also currently

misusing his education

Perhaps surprisingly, Neil is a qualified physicist 😯

He mainly uses his masters degree for:

  • šŸ® talking about custard more than is strictly necessary
  • šŸ¤” pub quizzes
  • šŸ—£ļø winning arguments

Best equation:Schrodinger

Worst discipline: Thermodynamics

telling two truths & a lie

Click the answers to reveal the truth!

Neil Hughes...
  • ... started a one-man band called One Man Bland
  • ... plays the tuba
  • ... has broken one bone and chipped another

TODO

1) Write TODO list

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